mmmmmm Breasts!
We have had some previous talk here about how breast cancer gets all the awareness. You can buy almost any product these days in pink with some portion of proceeds going to breast cancer. I buy pink batteries all the time. Some Colon Cancer patients have questioned why we don’t get this awareness. Well, its because everyone likes tits.
Well, here is a new one. Kentucky Fried Chicken has started selling its chicken in pink buckets with a whopping 50 cents going to breast cancer. You can learn more at www.bucketsforacure.com.
Can you smell the 11 herbs and spices of irony yet. We take a product, greasy as hell chicken in a paper bucket, that probably goes a long way toward causing colon cancer, and peddle it in favor of breast cancer. However, those that watch South Park know that when the KFC closed there was a spike in testicular cancer until “Medicinal Fried Chicken” was brought back.
Interesting. What’s next? Marlboro? I can see it know, I walk into 7-11 and say “uhhh . . . can I get pack of Marlboro Pinks in the box?”
May 6th, 2010 at 10:26 pm
I like them very much and are all for saving them. They are much more fun than buttholes, but we have to save buttholes also. I don’t think anyone will buy brown buckets though (the “official” color is blue I think).
-RH
May 7th, 2010 at 1:02 pm
LMAO at the prescription. It’s the one thing folks have offered me more of than “cancer face.” Pot.
May 7th, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Hey…pot for the pooter…that works as a slogan!
May 7th, 2010 at 5:29 pm
“11 herbs and spices of irony” boy, do you have that right! Eat more greasy KFC to fund the cure for ta-ta tumors and at the same time get that fat content up to promote the growth of tube tumors. Yee-Haw!
Brown Buckets Rotor? Right you are, there has to be a better color than the ‘official’ blue.
May 11th, 2010 at 6:40 am
I hear ya. When my husband saw the KFC commercial he said “great - save your breasts, clog your arteries” - we’re waiting for the heart association to speak up - but I guess they’re too busy planning their company picnic - I hear they’re serving fried chicken.